Floyd

During work I tend to day dream a lot because well... its often very slow at health food places.

Today I started thinking about what my animals would be like if they were people. so here we go (I'll add pictures in here when I get home)

Floyd.
My cat Floyd was a doomed asexual beast from the start, I thought dressing him in Christmas bows and feathers would have no ramifications. how ever i was wrong.

Floyd would be one of the prettiest boys you have ever seen, he would have large almond green eyes and long black flowing hair that from a distance makes you wonder as to his gender.
He would eye everyone with scorn while he drank red wine from waking to sleeping from a hip flask stowed in his sock garter. He would be surrounded by females who would adore him, but not in any sexual way, more of the way you adore your younger brother. completely avonguard and full of mystery, Floyd how ever would be as deep as as a paddling pool.

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